Once in a while I receive private messages via my Facebook page from accounts that appear to be owned by 18-year-old women, but which are obviously fake. Normal people ignore these messages and move on. Sometimes I can’t do that. I have to reply.
So the other day I got a message from such an account, and it simply said, “How are you doing today?” My response: “Better than a 13-year-old kid who invents fake Facebook accounts.”
Not good. I thought about it, and I now prefer this response: “I’m not doing so well. I am crown prince Thomas Woods of Ruritania, and I need to transfer $500 million USD out of the country….”