My Snappy Comeback to Facebook Spammers
Once in a while I receive private messages via my Facebook page from accounts that appear to be owned by 18-year-old women, but which are obviously fake. Normal people ignore these messages and move on. Sometimes I can’t do that. I have to reply.
So the other day I got a message from such an account, and it simply said, “How are you doing today?” My response: “Better than a 13-year-old kid who invents fake Facebook accounts.”
Not good. I thought about it, and I now prefer this response: “I’m not doing so well. I am crown prince Thomas Woods of Ruritania, and I need to transfer $500 million USD out of the country….”
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http://www.facebook.com/people/Tomas-Estrada-Palma/775058190 Tomas Estrada-Palma
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Danicus
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E J Schuler
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Anonymous
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http://tonyescobar.net/ Tony Escobar
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http://www.facebook.com/krietlow Eric Krietlow
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http://www.facebook.com/jeremy.r.hammond Jeremy R. Hammond
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Anonymous
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LA Liberty
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Bengt59
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Anonymous
